a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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