Whoa Z and x make the same sound
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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