But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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