your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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