Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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