seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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