im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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