Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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