Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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