Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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