i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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