just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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