We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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