Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Boobs are out for the taking
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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