Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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