I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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