My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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