4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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