I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
