Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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