I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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