I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Houston, we have a blender
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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