Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
When are your genitals available?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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