Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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