I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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