please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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