Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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