There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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