Walk of Shame. In a state park.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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