I have demons in me.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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