But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Fuck appropriateness.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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