Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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