it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just high enough for therapy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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