there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I want a musical about memes.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.