Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm like, not good at living.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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