Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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