my sisters under your porch take her home
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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