One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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