my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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