every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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