Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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