Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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