we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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