Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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