Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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