He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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