Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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