I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Duck Duck Cougar?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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