If that was your dad, he is hot
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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