I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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