I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Randomize