I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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