Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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