so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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