I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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