Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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