It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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