she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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