that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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