I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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