How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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