what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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