You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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