I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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